Category Archives: Chao Yuen Ren 赵元任 Zhào Yuánrèn

The elusive IF

It turns out to have been a trap. In the course of reminiscing about the cheap and delicious radish peel deals Beijing street vendors used to offer, YU started her soliloquy like this:

Guòqù Běijīng a, jiù jiùshi nèige, jiùshi, wǒ, wǒ shì mài luóbo de,
过去北京啊,就就是那个,就是,我,我是卖萝卜的
In the past in Beijing, uh, well, I, if I was [...]

Beating a dead grass mud horse

On the rhythms and tones of a foul and trendy pun — yes, another dead horse post

Warning: Despite the innocent voices of some of the main actors, Beijing Sounds was never intended as a family blog. Even fluffy animals won’t soften this hard fact, so read on at your own peril and heed the check-with-your-doctor [...]

Instant Zhonglish improvement — guaranteed

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Life is like a karaoke club — you always think you sound a bit better than you really do.
A karaoke club is like life — you can get away with a lot [...]

The Humble-V says Veng Veng

On the V in Beijing Dialect and a new translation of River Snow

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You probably remember hearing Jimi Hendrix for the first time when he sang, “Scuze me, while I kiss this guy.”

Fat Bosses

On metaphors living and fossilized; YR Chao’s syllable-final M

If you’re a real-estate-free Minnesotan you might be feeling kind of self-righteous right now.
“That house I sold in June. Yeah, I sold it at a loss, but I took the blow and look at me now! Sitting in my rental, calling the manager the second the faucet [...]

The Beijing-R exposed! (yet still sublime)

On the ineffable act of naming, the Beijing-R dissected by the white coats, and the ultimate BeijingerSometimes convergence happens. Not the dream where you’re listening to God Save the Queen belted out by a punk cover band in your company’s cafeteria, talking to Grandma Gertrude about Suzie (who you liked in high school) who’s supposed [...]