Category Archives: useful but hard to find Beijing dialect vocabulary

Soundbites: Hitmen on the street

What you’ve always wanted to mutter as you watch yet another eyes-glazed new driver white-knuckle his way through an intersection, oblivious to the little girl he almost knocked off her grandfather’s bicycle and clueless to the chaos he’s created from having just stopped in the middle of the intersection while he got his bearings and [...]

Tip of the turd

In case you’re thinking about snagging the first bite of the first moon cake (yuèbǐng = 月饼, the sometimes-tasty-sometimes-nasty traditional food of the holiday) after cracking the seal on the ungodly expensive package, just keep in mind some words of wisdom from YU:
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Chī shǐ yě děi chī ge jiār.
吃屎也得吃个尖儿。
“Has to eat the [...]