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Only those you trust can bleed you dry — repost for RSS readers

Since some folks noticed the RSS feed never updated for the last real post, here it is in all its weary glory.

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Only those you trust can bleed you dry

Listen to the whole show with this file:
Audio: [Audio clip: view full post to listen]
Or take it section by section and grab popcorn at the intermissions.
Part 1: Introductions, Perfunctories
Or, how a Zhonglish speaker works to break the Beijing record in nèige-to-content ratio.
Audio: [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

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SYZ
Nín hǎo! Nín zhīdào nèige zuìhòu [...]

Sinoglot: more about China and language

In language, as in every other aspect of human activity, China sometimes gets presented as monolithic when it is anything but. Just consider the term “Chinese” which includes, by some definitions, multiple language families.
Chinese “not being a monolith” goes much further than saying it’s made of distinct chunks, of course. A bit of the catalyst [...]

The elusive IF

It turns out to have been a trap. In the course of reminiscing about the cheap and delicious radish peel deals Beijing street vendors used to offer, YU started her soliloquy like this:

Guòqù Běijīng a, jiù jiùshi nèige, jiùshi, wǒ, wǒ shì mài luóbo de,
过去北京啊,就就是那个,就是,我,我是卖萝卜的
In the past in Beijing, uh, well, I, if I was [...]

Hang the wall on the gun

Scene: A towering glass and granite building located in Shangdi, suburban Beijing, the Silicon Valley of the capital city, not far from the comparatively puny corporate campuses of Google, Baidu, IBM, etc. The building top’s massive, fengshui-correct sculpture is only slightly obfuscated by the awkward bulk of the Beijing Sounds Studios name rendered in two [...]

Cheap AND delicious

The YU cafeteria is one of the best audio links to Old Beijing. Over the clink of dishes and the munching of radish tucked inside your bǐng (饼 = pan bread) you can listen idly to the deals that the city used to offer.
[Transcript linked to audio available on this page -- click on the [...]

Waiguo in a shoe

On knowing rub-a-dub-dub, Beijing style
Maintaining a solid barrier between dreamland and reality seems like the best way to avoid doing a Carl Jung. As Sara Corbett described his mental state in 1913:
Jung, who was then 38, got lost in the soup of his own psyche. He was haunted by troubling visions and heard inner voices. [...]